The Bad Habit

Your memories of Catholic school are all brought back, when you get a visit from the local convent asking you to donate to their good causes. Sister Bobbii Rose, is a new convert, and only recently taken her vows, which include celibacy. You ask her how that is working for her, and she falls to her knees, to pray for guidance, telling you, 'It's so difficult I don't know how I'm going to do it?'. Well I'm pretty sure there were Sisters getting it in town when I was at school, you tell her. They just left their good habit and the door, and put on their bad habit - and kept it secret. I've a nice private house, you can say you are trying to save me, and we can have some fun, and you get what you need to be a better nun. Bobbii prays again, and says thank you, before unzipping your pants, and going to work on receiving communion.