Double Booked

"Dammit. I'm so sorry, I should have been more polite, I really thought you'd hijacked my Airbnb so I'm sorry for overreacting, it's just been a long flight, and I was ready for a shower and glass of something cold. I can't believe I've been so stupid to book for next year, thinking it was this. Can you just give me a minute to call Airbnb and see if there is something else they have, but I'm sure it's going to be nuts being the summer - maybe I should just go to the airport and scrap it. Really? You don't mind? I can stay here? I'd love that, you seem super chill. Say, do you like girls? Do you like girls like me? I mean, no pressure, but we could have a lot of fun together, you're kinda cute, and I think we could click. Why don't I go and have my shower, and maybe we can have that drink and get to know each other better, a while lot better? Thanks so much for letting me stay, I promise not to disappoint"