Sheesh. I thought I was in! I meet this utterly gorgeous girl, way out of my league and manage to bring her home and now all she is doing is taking selfies, and pulling duck faces for her Instagram account and followers ... or even worse maybe she's got a porn fan account? I mean she's hot to look at and all my pals saw me leaving the club with her, so I have bragging rights but I was hoping for a sweet little kiss, a bit of a cuddle and see where it went. "Oh, Hi. Yeah, no, I was enjoying watching you taking your own photos. What do I want to see next? Oh ... oh wow ... those boobs are amazing. Oh boy, look how hard that is, you want me to suck?
